On the surface, you really do seem like a good guy, but honestly, I don't know what little kids see in you. Your commitment to excellence? Your genuine, goofball nature? Don't think so. In fact, you just look like a hungry baby-eating giant here and I am about to call the parents of...
Hollld on....is that fucking face paint??? ARE YOU THAT DESPERATE, NATHAN?!? Stop trying so hard. Ulgh.