Nice try Nathan, but we know you just peed in the pool... like that gold-medal winning douchebag, Ryan Lochte.
Sure, your low riding speedos have a quasi-hypnotic effect and right now I am thinking about drying your chest off with my face, but, you aren't fooling anyone. Behind those bottomless dimples, there is the potential for incomprehensible pee-vil.
What do I need to do to wipe that smile off your face? Push your head under water??!
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